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WHAT is with the dudes these chicks are dating?
from my favorite site, http://www.thesuperficial.com. click for pics.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/10/31/mischa_bar...
I'll admit, this is the first time I've ever actually seen Mischa Barton's new boyfriend, club owner Cisco Adler. And since he used to date Kimberly
Stewart, I guess it was foolish of me to expect something even vaguely human-looking. I know that Mischa's last boyfriend was a lump of grease, but at
least he was a lump of grease with enough money to buy Lenin's brain. I don't know how much Cisco Adler is worth, but by the looks of it, I'd say 73
cents and a bag of Zesty Doritos. Sure, that would be more delicious than Lenin's brain, but it wouldn't be nearly as cool.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/10/31/christina_...
I've tried to make sense of it, but everytime I see Christina Aguilera with that goofy fiance of hers, I can't help but think that there's something
very wrong with the world. Either he's secretly a billionaire or he's got a super gigantic penis. Any other explanation is just plain crazy.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Terror Aesthetic
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women is stupid.
he\'s dead jim - that dumb fucking show
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clevohardcore
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That Ashley Simpson thing is a setup. Her whoring father put her up to that to make her look and sound the part of a wreckless rebel who pisses of
MCdonalds employees by rebelling against the system. I FUCKING HATE THAT FAMILY.
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clevohardcore
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THat Christina thing is pitiful. I think she SO FUCKING HOT. I have no idea how that shithead got that. Same with Brittany? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH
THIS?
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ENDERA.x
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I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT.
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crazyfists28
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those christina shots are pretty hot and that guy is such a complete chode...unreal. you see it everyday in real life with beautiful women. some guys
just step up and the girl takes to it...who knows
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KyleOz
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Either one of those guys could be us
Don't hate.
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crazyfists28
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thats what im saying, if regular guys would step up and talk to these girls, they'd be with them. but most dont and stupid punks get them...its just
strange to see someone that most think is gorgeous with an "average" joe
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KyleOz
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Besides a giagantic schlong and bank account, maybe these dudes have personalities they like and they get treated like a normal person?
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crazyfists28
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i guess its just easy to assume that a beautiful woman would want a good looking guy but personality, and the fact that maybe we (the normal man)
would treat them with more respect and care than most goes a long way
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Holy shit that song by Mr Spears is bad. That shit is hilarious.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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KyleOz
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hahaha straight up 2008?
More like 2000GAY
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Christina is damn hot. I didnt even see anyone else in those pictures.
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