Ed
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Location: Quincy, ma
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A chimpanzee can kick your sorry ass!
Sorry about the news links but I couldnt let this one go. This is why monkeys belong in the fucking jungle. I think this was a dispute over a birthday
cake believe it or not. ( wich kind of made me laugh a little bit)
This is nuts:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1295019
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KyleOz
* CHOPS OF DOOM *
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The brachiation of their arms is developed for arboreal living, so they develop immense upper body strength. they can tear a human being apart or at
leats do serious damage.
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BDx13
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"...his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled..."
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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Never trust a monkey.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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CR83
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Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Never trust a monkey. |
Couldn't have said it better.
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upyerbum
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Chimpanzees are the most violent of all the apes.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Killthehumans
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Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Chimpanzees are the most violent of all the apes. |
this is true they even from gangs and terrorioze other chimps,and believe it or no gorillas are very gentle...except they will accidently sit on you
or hug you adn crush you
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
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Taekwondo Monkey and a Boxing Kangaroo. Thats some scary shit.
That is all.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Kid Ugly
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:: bangs head against wall ::
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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thats chazy. I remember this a while back. I never understood why anyone want a monkey.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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This is what that douchebag said even after allt hat.
"I really don't want to go back to the scene," Davis said. "I would like to have him put elsewhere. I would like to be back together again. I don't
even know if he knows I am alive."
What a FUCKING MORON.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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