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[*] posted on 11-16-2005 at 06:07 PM
A chimpanzee can kick your sorry ass!


Sorry about the news links but I couldnt let this one go. This is why monkeys belong in the fucking jungle. I think this was a dispute over a birthday cake believe it or not. ( wich kind of made me laugh a little bit)
This is nuts:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1295019




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[*] posted on 11-16-2005 at 06:16 PM


The brachiation of their arms is developed for arboreal living, so they develop immense upper body strength. they can tear a human being apart or at leats do serious damage.



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[*] posted on 11-16-2005 at 06:20 PM


"...his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled..."




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[*] posted on 11-16-2005 at 07:34 PM


Never trust a monkey.



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[*] posted on 11-16-2005 at 10:31 PM


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Never trust a monkey.


Couldn't have said it better.
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[*] posted on 11-17-2005 at 10:25 AM


Chimpanzees are the most violent of all the apes.



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[*] posted on 11-18-2005 at 12:27 AM


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Chimpanzees are the most violent of all the apes.

this is true they even from gangs and terrorioze other chimps,and believe it or no gorillas are very gentle...except they will accidently sit on you or hug you adn crush you




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[*] posted on 2-16-2007 at 12:03 PM


Taekwondo Monkey and a Boxing Kangaroo. Thats some scary shit.

That is all.




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[*] posted on 2-16-2007 at 12:39 PM


:: bangs head against wall ::
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[*] posted on 2-16-2007 at 01:22 PM


thats chazy. I remember this a while back. I never understood why anyone want a monkey.



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[*] posted on 2-16-2007 at 01:25 PM


This is what that douchebag said even after allt hat.


"I really don't want to go back to the scene," Davis said. "I would like to have him put elsewhere. I would like to be back together again. I don't even know if he knows I am alive."




What a FUCKING MORON.




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