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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 12:39 PM
"The Revelations" on Howard Stern


They finally answered all the staff revelations that they started talking about 2 months ago. They announced them all on the first day of Satelite broadcast and they said who each one belonged to over yesterday and today. Heres who did what....

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me...
And the revelation belongs to: SCOTT THE ENGINEER

2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...
And the revelation belongs to: SAL THE STOCKBROKER

3. In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion...
And the revelation belongs to: RICHARD CHRISTY

4. I think I'm addicted to porn - I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate than have real sex...
And the revelation belongs to: JASON

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...
And the revelation belongs to: JD


6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear...
And the revelation belongs to: GARY DE'LABATE

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...
And the revelation belongs to: ROBIN QUIVERS

8. I have a half-sister I've never met and don't want to...
And the revelation belongs to: FRED NORRIS

9. I've had cosmetic surgery...
And the revelation belongs to: HOWARD STERN

10. A guy once blew his load on my chest...
And the revelation belongs to: ARTIE LANG

11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals...
And the revelation belongs to: BENJY




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YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.

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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 12:50 PM


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7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...
And the revelation belongs to: ROBIN QUIVERS


I knew she was a closet freak..... oh wait, that was Sal ;)


Wow, some pretty sick shit there. Robin making stew in her pussy, Sal jerking off to family members pissing, Artie taking a load on the chest, and Benjy getting fondled. And of course Howards was the tamest (though I am sure he has some worse gems he wonte reveal)




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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 12:53 PM


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7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...
And the revelation belongs to: ROBIN QUIVERS


Sal jerking off to family members pissing


Actually his cousin was taking a piss but then she left and his aunt came in and took a shit and thats when he blew his load. he said he was about 14 at the time.

He also revealed that he was at a bar and he jerked off in a drink and gave it to a girl (that didnt know what he did) who drank it.




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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING RULE!

YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.

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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 01:03 PM


5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...
And the revelation belongs to: JD

^^^ that is sad.

Adn Howard Stern had P surgery???
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Adn Howard Stern had P surgery???


nose job, just on the tip, they didnt break the nose & a chin tuck.... where they suck the fat out from underneath.




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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING RULE!

YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.

YOUR FRIEND,
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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 03:59 PM


Honus, this is awesome. Thanks for the hook up. Please keep the Stern info coming.
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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 05:20 PM


whats the story behind arties revelation?



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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 06:33 PM


i was thinking that as well, kinda creepy to think how artie got into a situation like that....damn i need to get sirrius, its sold out for the most part in my area. they had so many people activate their subscriptions right before stern went on that they are still restocking the hardware i want to get....
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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 07:43 PM


Ya what is up with Artie?



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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 07:52 PM


Artie's story is this...back when he was on MadTV and did a lot of coke his dealer invited him to this party at some supposed porno star's house. Some chick gave him ecstacy and they started making out. She took him into a room where all these people were fucking. Artie was weirded out by the whole scene and wouldn't sit down in the room. So he stood up while the chick with the drugs started blowing him. Some dude from a corner in the room came over and started fucking the chick that was blowing Artie. Artie tried to ignore it but couldn't so he tried to pull his dick out of the bitch's mouth and she resisted and about that time the other guy pulled out and shot his load into the air and a speck landed on Artie's sweatshirt. Then he freaked out and threatened to shoot the guy and all kinds of other shit. The story was fucking funny as fuck and way more detailed than I have put down here. If you don't have Sirius, get it. The show is 1000 times better. If you can't find it in your area...check www.thesiriusstore.com



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[*] posted on 1-17-2006 at 08:55 PM


HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA that sounds funny as hell.



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