upyerbum
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*Health Warning*
WATER VS ALCOHOL
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we're consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of
boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been
scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.
WATER = SHIT ALCOHOL = HEALTH
Free yourself of shit, drink ALCOHOL!!!
It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
HERE ENDITH THE LESSON
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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i think this belongs in the 'Resolution' forum!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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upyerbum
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Ahhh, I was looking for the water thread, I forgot about the Resolutions forum. Duhhhh. SMRT
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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tireironsaint
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Duhhhh. SMRT |
See, that's what happens when you replace all your water with alcohol....
Veritas odium parit
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