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[*] posted on 1-27-2006 at 03:19 PM
I farted and almost shit my pants


I'm glad i was working at home today.
That is all.




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[*] posted on 1-27-2006 at 04:02 PM


It's good to know you're comfortable with sharing.



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[*] posted on 1-27-2006 at 04:29 PM


Ive done that before, but I was home. Well, maybe I did it in elementary school and I just dont remember doing it.

I had the seat of my pants rip wide open while I was at work once. It happened while helping a customer. That pretty much sucked.
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[*] posted on 1-27-2006 at 11:46 PM


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Originally posted by RomanticViolence
I'm glad i was working at home today.
That is all.


Awesome post. Amazing asmission coming from a girl.
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[*] posted on 1-29-2006 at 02:43 PM


i do that sometimes when i eat whey protien.



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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 12:28 PM


I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I did that right in the middle of a lap dance once.



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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 03:10 PM


Yes



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[*] posted on 1-31-2006 at 01:01 AM


ive "gambled and lost" a few times. It sucks :(
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[*] posted on 1-31-2006 at 04:12 PM


sharted huh?
ever see that comedian Shimmel?
He has a whole skit about it.
I have a guy here at work who does it all the time.
he has to run to walmart to get replacement undies on occasion
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[*] posted on 2-2-2006 at 08:27 PM


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ive "gambled and lost" a few times. It sucks :(


i laughed something fierce when i read that.
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[*] posted on 2-14-2006 at 06:19 PM


had to push this one to the top again...sorry
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[*] posted on 2-14-2006 at 06:45 PM


we've all done this, its whether or not we admit it
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[*] posted on 2-14-2006 at 11:52 PM


yes, but 'almost' remains the key word for me.




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[*] posted on 2-15-2006 at 09:37 PM


Every poop thread deserves at least one bump. There's an innuendo in there somewhere.



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