RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
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Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
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I farted and almost shit my pants
I'm glad i was working at home today.
That is all.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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It's good to know you're comfortable with sharing.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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moron
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Ive done that before, but I was home. Well, maybe I did it in elementary school and I just dont remember doing it.
I had the seat of my pants rip wide open while I was at work once. It happened while helping a customer. That pretty much sucked.
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
I'm glad i was working at home today.
That is all. |
Awesome post. Amazing asmission coming from a girl.
Two thumbs up and another reason you rule!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
check out my post contributions at www.VinylNoize.com
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Killthehumans
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Registered: 12-1-2004
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i do that sometimes when i eat whey protien.
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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upyerbum
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Posts: 3226
Registered: 10-14-2005
Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
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I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I did that right in the middle of a lap dance once.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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DAK
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Yes
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Lucabrasi
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ive "gambled and lost" a few times. It sucks 
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JawnDiablo
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sharted huh?
ever see that comedian Shimmel?
He has a whole skit about it.
I have a guy here at work who does it all the time.
he has to run to walmart to get replacement undies on occasion
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DeathByForce
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Lucabrasi
ive "gambled and lost" a few times. It sucks |
i laughed something fierce when i read that.
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JawnDiablo
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had to push this one to the top again...sorry
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crazyfists28
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we've all done this, its whether or not we admit it
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BDx13
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yes, but 'almost' remains the key word for me.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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upyerbum
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Every poop thread deserves at least one bump. There's an innuendo in there somewhere.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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