RomanticViolence
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Asshole Kids and my mailbox
This is the third time this year that my mailbox has been hit.
I hate these fucking redneck shorebilly asshole kids down here.
I'm going to have someone make me a mailbox out of quarter-inch steel that way if those little assholes are riding down the road and try to hit my
mailbox again with there baseball bats they'll break there fucking arms!!!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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CR83
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That would be awesome if you had that thing made. Keep us posted.
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Little bastards. Rig it with explosives!!!!!!!! That'll teach the little fuckers!
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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upyerbum
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Just make one out of cardboard and fill it full of paint so it explodes all over their daddy's car.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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this guy in my dad's neighborhood had half a telephone pole put in the ground at the end of his driveway for exactly the same reason.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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I had a similar problem in my neighborhood. They kept throwing shit in my yard. One night I saw them throw an empty Cpt Morgan bottle in my driveway
and it shattered. So I weighted up a few nights with an egg carton full of golf balls. Little fuckers came through, I was 2 doors down. They threw
shit again and I pelted their car with galf balls. Broke two windows. They had no idea what was going on. They freaked out and sped off. Little
Shit Heads. I just wish they were old enough to fight. I'd pull their asses onto my property and beat the shit out of them, then call the cops like
they came at me.
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XHonusWagnerX
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I had no idea that people really did that! I though that only happened in movies!
MAIL BOX BASEBALL! What movie is it.... Stand By Me?
Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
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YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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BDx13
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i like chris's idea a lot.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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RomanticViolence
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Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
I had no idea that people really did that! I though that only happened in movies!
MAIL BOX BASEBALL! What movie is it.... Stand By Me? |
Yep, it happens in real life.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Voodoobillyman
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I am guilty in my younger years of doing this actually, I apologize. I never busted any in Maryland though. And funny enough, your idea works
Violence, I had a buddy who went up against just such a mailbox and it didnt bust his arms but he felt like it had for an hour or so. Aluminum bats
and steel poles dont mix.
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XHonusWagnerX
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Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Aluminum bats and steel poles dont mix. |
hahaha.... thats funny!
Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Voodoobillyman
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I thought so too..............he didnt though. Did I mention the speeding car factor in that whole equasion...........yeah. I actually had another
friend who got out of the car at night and ran up to a mailbox and smashed it then came speeding back to get in the car.......unfortunately for him,
the door to the car was still open but the interior and exterior lights were out so he ended up running smack dab into the fucker. There were two hits
as they say, the door hit him, and he hit the ground. Mind you he didnt run into the door from the flat side either where it would give and slam shut,
no he hit it from the edge that connects with the rest of the car and since the other end of the door was frimly bolted to the car, there was no give.
Needless to say everyone except him had a huge laugh from it. Funny lil ditties like that make life worth livin.
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upyerbum
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When I was younger we used to drive around the ritzy neighborhoods on garbage night and plow through all the garbage bags out on the curb. We were
little bastards. There would be garbage everywhere, I'm actually laughing thinking about it now. We had fish masks we would wear as well.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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XHonusWagnerX
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Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
We had fish masks we would wear as well. |
Thats where the laugh comes in!
Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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