JawnDiablo
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wicked farts....
awww man i got em...
wawa salami hoagie for lunch and pasta with meat sauce for dinner
good thing noone gets too close to me anymore...
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DAK
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Damn, I was wondering who cut the cheese.
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KyleOz
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I keep a fan at the end of my bed going when I sleep, so I was getting up this morning and I kicked the blanket to the end of the bed, and I released
this gut wrenching fart and the fan blew the fumes back at me.
Great way to start the day?
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upyerbum
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Quote: | Originally posted by KyleOz
I keep a fan at the end of my bed going when I sleep, so I was getting up this morning and I kicked the blanket to the end of the bed, and I released
this gut wrenching fart and the fan blew the fumes back at me.
Great way to start the day? |
Oh man, thanks for the laugh, I needed one today.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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RomanticViolence
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hahaha.. awesome
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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DaveMoral
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I went out for vegan Chinese tonight and on the way to the store I let one go in the car, when we came out of the store it still reeked of
putrifaction in there.
As the big black dude in White Chicks said "Basking in the ambience."
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