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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 12:28 AM


OK guys....

I'll give ya number one.
We've been over the reason for the existance of number two.
Number three....AND?
Number four, this is a good thing?
Number five, don't smoke, don't care.
Number six, that's Cuba, not Canada, brainiac.
Number seven, we invented sexual deviancy, or at least perfected it, don't even try.
Number eight....um, so?

On to Discipline's list...
Number nine would be a good point if it wasn't for the fact that they are one of what, five good bands to come out of Canada in the past twenty years?
Number ten, Real Strip Bars? Please, you don't know the meaning of debauchery until you've lived in the U.S. As much as you'd like to think so, you ain't got nothin' on American entertainment, m'friend.
Number eleven, don't drink, don't care. Even when I did drink, I could hardly be bothered to waste time on beer, so I wouldn't have cared then either.
Number twelve, finally a valid point. Now I just gotta get me one of those fake Canadian IDs that Dave Chapelle suggested and I'm all set.
Number thirteen, disgusting. That is all, as a certain young lady would say.
Number fourteen.....




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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 08:50 AM


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Number ten, Real Strip Bars? Please, you don't know the meaning of debauchery until you've lived in the U.S. As much as you'd like to think so, you ain't got nothin' on American entertainment, m'friend.


Hmmm....I was in a strip joint in Denver and they don't even serve booze. I'm curious about your definition of debauchery, on second thought, no I'm not. But you can't beat the French girls for gettin' your freak on.




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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 09:06 AM


Ah, there's quite a few different laws regarding strip bars in different places. A lot of full nude bars serve set ups and allow you to bring your own booze, while titty bars are usually allowed to serve their own booze. And French girls? Uh, whatever.



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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 11:46 AM


Okay, okay, we'll just have to agree that Canada is better.



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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 01:59 PM


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Okay, okay, we'll just have to agree that Canada is better.


at being a buncha dumb cunts.............definitely agreed:P

as a side note I got my Ebay shit from that frickin dumbed down human shitball finally. Whats with the affinity for fuckin speedos with your "men"??? goddamn...........really............goddamn.
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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 08:35 PM


Oh yeah, e-bay, that's what this thread was aboot.
Speedos?....I'm lost......




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[*] posted on 3-31-2006 at 09:23 PM


aboot, thats awesome man!!!!!!!!!!! I am originally from Maine and all I saw all summer long was fuckin canucks comin down in droves wearin these fuckin speedos like euro trash wannabees thinkin American chicks dug em. Fuckin gross.
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[*] posted on 4-1-2006 at 01:15 AM


Speedos should be banned.

Sam Adams beer too. That shit is nasty.




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[*] posted on 4-1-2006 at 02:58 PM


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aboot, thats awesome man!!!!!!!!!!! I am originally from Maine and all I saw all summer long was fuckin canucks comin down in droves wearin these fuckin speedos like euro trash wannabees thinkin American chicks dug em. Fuckin gross.


They have been from New Brunswick.




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[*] posted on 4-1-2006 at 04:06 PM


I would've guessed Cape Breton



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[*] posted on 5-28-2007 at 05:22 AM


Looking through a few old threads. This one still makes me laugh.



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[*] posted on 5-28-2007 at 11:06 AM


I just read back through this one. Funny shit. I'm just glad we all finally agreed that Canada is better.



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[*] posted on 6-3-2007 at 08:27 AM


Vermont makes better maple syrup then Canada. the IHOPS will live on.
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