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Brokeback ass


A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."




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[*] posted on 4-12-2006 at 03:36 PM


Hahaha....



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[*] posted on 4-12-2006 at 04:24 PM


Yeahaa
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[*] posted on 4-12-2006 at 07:06 PM


thats wat you get for having a penis up your ass....shoulda used a condom
thats what you get when you swallow another mans load.....a lubricated condom
how do you find love in a mans hairy ass....shoulda used a condom
millions of lost hamsters running rampant through your bowels...take the hershey highway
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[*] posted on 4-12-2006 at 10:42 PM


Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

A.I.D.S.!!!!




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eew........
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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 05:34 AM


hahaah ..... WHAT WOULD THE PC FAGGARIOS SAY IF THEY SAW THIS THREAD!?!?!!!?
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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 07:22 AM


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hahaah ..... WHAT WOULD THE PC FAGGARIOS SAY IF THEY SAW THIS THREAD!?!?!!!?



^^^HAHAHAHA You said "FAGARIOS":P




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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 07:30 AM


THE PC FAGGARIOS ...haha danny nsk strikes!
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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 12:12 PM


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hahaah ..... WHAT WOULD THE PC FAGGARIOS SAY IF THEY SAW THIS THREAD!?!?!!!?


They'd keep their 14 year old mouths shut out of fear of getting boot fucked by their elders here on Thorp.;)




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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 07:49 PM


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hahaah ..... WHAT WOULD THE PC FAGGARIOS SAY IF THEY SAW THIS THREAD!?!?!!!?


They'd keep their 14 year old mouths shut out of fear of getting boot fucked by their elders here on Thorp.;)


Nice.
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Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 07:53 PM


all the nerdarios and the faggarios would have a field day with this thread



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