XHonusWagnerX
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Only In Texas
I got this as a forward and figured I would post it here because of the all the TX boys
Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him
in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and"WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type." the trooper says, "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried
that shit with me.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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BDx13
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nice.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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clevohardcore
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dude that is fucking funny.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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thedog
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good one
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Nice
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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thats amazing
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