paul666tfb
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Favorite Kind Of Shit To Take....
Okay so yeah I just took a shit and it was one of those ones that just basically falls out of your ass, it was super fucking sweet. I did not have to
do a damn thing. SO what I am trying to get at is what are all the kiddies out there on the thorp records message board feeling when it comes to there
favorite kind of shit.
THoughts and feelings.
In a mental daze stimulating the thought of others misfortunes and raining down on the children of innocence. Anguish inside the fornication of the
soulless bodies drained dry of logic. Sorry to those who will fall for me, shed a tear from the sorrow filled eyes, and dirty there hands for me.
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joemaconmovies
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I like the ones where I don't have to do anything. I can just relax and think. It really frees the mind.
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BDx13
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ooh man, not another bomb thread!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DaveMoral
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Hahahahahahahhahahha! Great, another shit thread.
I like the kind that helps you turn the bathroom into a library.
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joemaconmovies
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
Hahahahahahahhahahha! Great, another shit thread.
I like the kind that helps you turn the bathroom into a library. |
amen brother!
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JawnDiablo
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I have multiple magazine subscriptions, so I always have a fresh read when I am befouling the bathroom. I prefer the ones that just kinda fall out as
well. Like the ones after a night of drinking and eating pistachios.
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JawnDiablo
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i have when you feel the burn of hot peppers the next day when you pass them....
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XHonusWagnerX
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The ones that fall out would be a favorite of mine.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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moron
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I like those that come in waves. It's like your gut convulses and pushes some shit out and you think youre done. You get ready to wipe and then all
of a sudden more convulsions and more shit. Sometimes this happens to me several times in a row, and the toilet bowl is completely full of shit.
What an awesome feeling.
Also, we have a small bowl at work so I love it when I have a really long shit that doesnt break and snakes around the bowl and sticks out of the
water.
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JawnDiablo
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do any of you leave your doodie for a coworker to find?
some of the people in here at my work do
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tireironsaint
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THIS
IS NOT
THE
BRIDGE 9
BOARD
Veritas odium parit
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JawnDiablo
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apples help move it on out
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jonnynewbreed
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the one i'm about to take right now...the same one I take every morning at this time. I usaually have enough time to put on a coffee for myself
before I feel it start to rumble.
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
I like those that come in waves. It's like your gut convulses and pushes some shit out and you think youre done. You get ready to wipe and then all
of a sudden more convulsions and more shit. Sometimes this happens to me several times in a row, and the toilet bowl is completely full of shit.
What an awesome feeling.
Also, we have a small bowl at work so I love it when I have a really long shit that doesnt break and snakes around the bowl and sticks out of the
water. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats the funniest damn thing i've read so far today.
Good times!
That is all 
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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XnMeX
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I like the one that brews for a bit and then you hit the toilet and it all come out within a millisecond. I am also a fan of the long continuess shit
log / coil. Someitmes, it brings a tear to my eye and I just look at it and say "God bless America."
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