MyOwnWay
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Quick Laugh
Think about this before scrolling down to see the answer...
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
(scroll down, you are going to love it.....)
Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
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thedog
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nice
\"thank you very little\"
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XHonusWagnerX
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hahahaaaaa!!! Im gonna steal this and post it on Myspace
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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BDx13
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i like it.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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beaner
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Mood: my kids chattin away.
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