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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 03:48 PM
"you tattoo dicks?" (now NWS)


"no"
"so you're just dicks who tattoo?"




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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 04:29 PM









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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING RULE!

YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.

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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 04:40 PM


WTF...that is "nuts"
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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 04:57 PM


i bet the ladies just love the puff dude.....
i saw a dude get a swatstika tattooed on the head of his penis once...scary and stupid and looked hella painful....and it felt gay too....
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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 05:00 PM


WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A TATTOO ON THEIR DICK? AAAAAHH



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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 07:03 PM


A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy".

After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."

Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.

As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.

"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."

"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"




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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 07:48 PM


One of my bro's tattooed a Clenched Fist on his own dickhead. He calls it the womb cannon.



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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 07:48 PM


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A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy".

After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."

Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.

As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.

"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."

"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"



HAHAHAH Thats hysterical!




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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING RULE!

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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 07:52 PM


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One of my bro's tattooed a Clenched Fist on his own dickhead. He calls it the womb cannon.


"Womb cannon"? A+ for him.
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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 09:18 PM


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A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy".

After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."

Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.

As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.

"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."

"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"



Ive heard this one before, but it was a little different. Still a great joke
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[*] posted on 8-23-2006 at 09:38 PM


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One of my bro's tattooed a Clenched Fist on his own dickhead. He calls it the womb cannon.


"Womb cannon"? A+ for him.






^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA




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[*] posted on 8-24-2006 at 01:54 AM


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WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A TATTOO ON THEIR DICK? AAAAAHH


Says it all right there doesn't it?




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[*] posted on 8-24-2006 at 10:03 AM


The fuckin womb cannon!!!!!!!!!:P
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[*] posted on 8-24-2006 at 10:04 AM


does your friend refer to himself in the third as well.......you know like

"Chuck is gonna violate you with his womb cannon baby!"
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[*] posted on 8-24-2006 at 10:48 AM


Ay Caramba!



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[*] posted on 8-24-2006 at 01:07 PM


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does your friend refer to himself in the third as well.......you know like

"Chuck is gonna violate you with his womb cannon baby!"


not all the time but sometimes, yeah to be funny. he is crazy for real.




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[*] posted on 8-25-2006 at 11:09 AM


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he is crazy for real.


Really?




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does your friend refer to himself in the third as well.......you know like

"Chuck is gonna violate you with his womb cannon baby!"


not all the time but sometimes, yeah to be funny. he is crazy for real.


I already knew that without even meeting him, you know how? He had the end of his prick tattooed! Yowsah!!!!!
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[*] posted on 8-25-2006 at 02:50 PM


ya know, i can't seriously seeing someobe getting their butt hole tattooed...
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[*] posted on 8-25-2006 at 02:50 PM


no, he didn't have the end of his prick tattooed...he tattooed the end of his own prick...himself.



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[*] posted on 8-25-2006 at 07:00 PM


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no, he didn't have the end of his prick tattooed...he tattooed the end of his own prick...himself.


that my friend is sick
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[*] posted on 8-25-2006 at 07:49 PM


the guy that did most of my tattooed his own dick as well. hooked his PA over a nail, pulled back, and went to work.




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i bet the ladies just love the puff dude.....
i saw a dude get a swatstika tattooed on the head of his penis once...scary and stupid and looked hella painful....and it felt gay too....


you felt it ?






haha...I couldn't pass that one up




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[*] posted on 8-26-2006 at 01:59 PM


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the guy that did most of my tattooed his own dick as well. hooked his PA over a nail, pulled back, and went to work.


OUCH!!!




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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING RULE!

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[*] posted on 8-26-2006 at 06:55 PM


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i bet the ladies just love the puff dude.....
i saw a dude get a swatstika tattooed on the head of his penis once...scary and stupid and looked hella painful....and it felt gay too....


you felt it ?






haha...I couldn't pass that one up


it felt gay watching thats fo sure
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