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gavin
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"you tattoo dicks?" (now NWS)
"no"
"so you're just dicks who tattoo?"
you come at the king....you best not miss
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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SlobDylan
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WTF...that is "nuts"
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JawnDiablo
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i bet the ladies just love the puff dude.....
i saw a dude get a swatstika tattooed on the head of his penis once...scary and stupid and looked hella painful....and it felt gay too....
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SAAAAARS
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WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A TATTOO ON THEIR DICK? AAAAAHH
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A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible;
but when deflated, it read "Wy".
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional
beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the
bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"
\"thank you very little\"
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JUICE MAYNE MSHC
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One of my bro's tattooed a Clenched Fist on his own dickhead. He calls it the womb cannon.
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by thedog
A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible;
but when deflated, it read "Wy".
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional
beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the
bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'" |
HAHAHAH Thats hysterical!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Kid Ugly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JUICE MAYNE MSHC
One of my bro's tattooed a Clenched Fist on his own dickhead. He calls it the womb cannon. |
"Womb cannon"? A+ for him.
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by thedog
A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible;
but when deflated, it read "Wy".
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional
beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the
bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'" |
Ive heard this one before, but it was a little different. Still a great joke
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clevohardcore
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Kid Ugly
| Quote: | Originally posted by JUICE MAYNE MSHC
One of my bro's tattooed a Clenched Fist on his own dickhead. He calls it the womb cannon. |
"Womb cannon"? A+ for him. |
^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by SAAAAARS
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A TATTOO ON THEIR DICK? AAAAAHH |
Says it all right there doesn't it?
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Voodoobillyman
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The fuckin womb cannon!!!!!!!!!
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Voodoobillyman
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does your friend refer to himself in the third as well.......you know like
"Chuck is gonna violate you with his womb cannon baby!"
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RomanticViolence
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Ay Caramba!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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JUICE MAYNE MSHC
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
does your friend refer to himself in the third as well.......you know like
"Chuck is gonna violate you with his womb cannon baby!" |
not all the time but sometimes, yeah to be funny. he is crazy for real.
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ekelof
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JUICE MAYNE MSHC
he is crazy for real. |
Really?
Spriten r?ddade mig fr?n sporten.
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Voodoobillyman
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JUICE MAYNE MSHC
| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
does your friend refer to himself in the third as well.......you know like
"Chuck is gonna violate you with his womb cannon baby!" |
not all the time but sometimes, yeah to be funny. he is crazy for real. |
I already knew that without even meeting him, you know how? He had the end of his prick tattooed! Yowsah!!!!!
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JawnDiablo
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ya know, i can't seriously seeing someobe getting their butt hole tattooed...
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JUICE MAYNE MSHC
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no, he didn't have the end of his prick tattooed...he tattooed the end of his own prick...himself.
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JUICE MAYNE MSHC
no, he didn't have the end of his prick tattooed...he tattooed the end of his own prick...himself. |
that my friend is sick
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BDx13
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the guy that did most of my tattooed his own dick as well. hooked his PA over a nail, pulled back, and went to work.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Spoiler
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i bet the ladies just love the puff dude.....
i saw a dude get a swatstika tattooed on the head of his penis once...scary and stupid and looked hella painful....and it felt gay too....
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you felt it ?
haha...I couldn't pass that one up
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
the guy that did most of my tattooed his own dick as well. hooked his PA over a nail, pulled back, and went to work. |
OUCH!!!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Spoiler
| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i bet the ladies just love the puff dude.....
i saw a dude get a swatstika tattooed on the head of his penis once...scary and stupid and looked hella painful....and it felt gay too....
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you felt it ?
haha...I couldn't pass that one up |
it felt gay watching thats fo sure
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