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[*] posted on 10-10-2006 at 09:31 AM
Keith Urban


"NO MORE KEITH URBAN (OR GARTH BROOKS)
Keith Urban - WHAT AN ASS!!!


This big shot western singer asked all Canadians to stand up at the Minot (N.D.) Fair. After Canadians stood up, he asked them all to leave the stands before he would sing because they were not helping out fighting with USA troops. He is a New Zealander by birth (1967), then grew up in Australia (from
1969) and finally in 1992 moving and living in Nashville, becoming another imported, brainwashed Yankee.
Pass this around and see how his record sales do in Canada.
Also, Garth Brooks donated 1 million to keep Canadian cattle out of the USA.
I guess this helps in confirming that many Americans are ignorant to any other humans in the world - other than themselves. Just recently 8 Canadian Soldiers died after yet another American mistake. "

This was sent to me this morning.
I know its mostly Yanks on here, but, thoughts? There's a lot of country fans in Canada, Keith. I didn't change the wording at all, so please don't jump down my throat about some of the anti-American sentiment, but I also left it to show the level of frustration a lot of Canadians feel.




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[*] posted on 10-10-2006 at 01:12 PM


I'd love to see that piece of shit talk trash about Canadians to my face. He probably wouldn't have the balls.



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[*] posted on 10-10-2006 at 04:12 PM


I think he and Garth are both fucking asses who need to think before they speak. Canadians are in Afghanistan with us side by side as wre speak trying to root those fuckers out and waste em. I wish people could see beyond American celebrities "speaking for Americans" People like these guys, the Dixie cunts and all these other assholes who think their politics are important because of the celebrity can go get fucked right in the eye! Most Americans love and respect Canada, sure we razz but it's out of love. I have served with Canadian boarding teams in the Gulf and those fuckers are no joke, mucho respect for the Canadian Navy.
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[*] posted on 10-10-2006 at 04:30 PM


Urban's not even American....I don't know where he gets off running his mouth. And these were people who paid to see his show. It just blew me away that someone could be so ignorant TO THEIR OWN FANS.



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[*] posted on 10-10-2006 at 11:51 PM


Like i needed another reason to hate either of those douchebags. I hope he gets pelted with hockey pucks next time he comes to Canada.



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[*] posted on 10-10-2006 at 11:53 PM


How the fuck does that shit actually get passed off as country these days?



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[*] posted on 10-11-2006 at 07:38 AM


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How the fuck does that shit actually get passed off as country these days?


ask the morons that paid money to see him right before he insulted them. Now that I think about it, I don't feel so bad for the people that he pulled that bullshit on.........they were, after all, at a Keith Urban show.
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[*] posted on 10-11-2006 at 11:10 AM


:D



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[*] posted on 11-20-2006 at 01:16 PM


Wow, what a fuckin dick, I'm Canadien by birth, but now i live near the border in Vermont, and that's pretty insulting. Dick
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[*] posted on 11-20-2006 at 04:55 PM


http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/ordered.asp




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[*] posted on 11-20-2006 at 10:42 PM


I actually thought this was in the news and got an e-mail from a friend about it. The power of the internet. I've never actually heard any of those other ones.



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[*] posted on 11-22-2006 at 11:45 AM


yeah, it may not be true, but the guy is still an idiot
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[*] posted on 11-22-2006 at 12:45 PM


I just assumed its true cuz the guys an ass.



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[*] posted on 11-22-2006 at 02:46 PM


Ive never even heard of Keith Urban.
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[*] posted on 5-4-2007 at 06:57 AM


he's a dick ... such a little bitch, in and out of rehab all the time.
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[*] posted on 5-4-2007 at 07:37 AM


garth brooks is a chode
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[*] posted on 5-4-2007 at 09:39 PM


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garth brooks is a chode


Ha!




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[*] posted on 5-6-2007 at 11:40 PM


Romantic Violence has a nice bum.

That is all.




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[*] posted on 5-7-2007 at 04:55 PM


sweet



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[*] posted on 5-8-2007 at 12:05 PM


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Romantic Violence has a nice bum.

That is all.


u see her bum?
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[*] posted on 5-9-2007 at 06:04 PM


Just a guess on my part.



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