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[*] posted on 12-9-2006 at 10:27 PM
ASSHOLE LANDLORDS!!!!!!


My landlord decided to replace the washing machines in my building. Now instead of having to use change you get a card instead. You use your debit card to put money on the card at the kiosk in the lobby. Because of this great "innovation" they raised the prices slighly. It's only an extra 10 cents per load which doesn't sem like all that much. I just went to use this great new machine for the first time since it was installed on Wednesday and it only holds about half of what the old one did. So now, not only does it cost me more to do a load of laundry, now I also have to do twice as many loads. I'm gonna get drunk and blow up their fucking office.



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[*] posted on 12-9-2006 at 11:26 PM


nice.



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[*] posted on 12-10-2006 at 11:31 AM


Take a big dump in one of the washers.



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[*] posted on 12-10-2006 at 12:04 PM


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Take a big dump in one of the washers.

and leave a note that says "these new washers stink".





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[*] posted on 12-10-2006 at 11:46 PM


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Originally posted by upyerbum
Take a big dump in one of the washers.

and leave a note that says "these new washers stink".


hmmmm that could be worse than an upper decker.....
i read somewhere, maybe on here how to sabotage the pipes...
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