Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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ASSHOLE LANDLORDS!!!!!!
My landlord decided to replace the washing machines in my building. Now instead of having to use change you get a card instead. You use your debit
card to put money on the card at the kiosk in the lobby. Because of this great "innovation" they raised the prices slighly. It's only an extra 10
cents per load which doesn't sem like all that much. I just went to use this great new machine for the first time since it was installed on Wednesday
and it only holds about half of what the old one did. So now, not only does it cost me more to do a load of laundry, now I also have to do twice as
many loads. I'm gonna get drunk and blow up their fucking office.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Dave
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Registered: 4-6-2003
Location: Halifax
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nice.
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upyerbum
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Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
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Take a big dump in one of the washers.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Take a big dump in one of the washers. |
and leave a note that says "these new washers stink".
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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JawnDiablo
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Registered: 4-21-2005
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Quote: | Originally posted by BD
Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Take a big dump in one of the washers. |
and leave a note that says "these new washers stink". |
hmmmm that could be worse than an upper decker.....
i read somewhere, maybe on here how to sabotage the pipes...
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