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Howard Stern Engaged...
Howard started this morning by asking Robin why she didn?t call him back last night, and she replied it was because she was ill and didn?t get his
message. Howard then noted he bought a gift for Beth for Valentine?s Day, and he wanted Robin to be the first to know what it was...a Pajama Gram.
After Robin laughed at that, Howard went on to admit he gave Beth a ring last night and were now officially engaged.
Howard acknowledged he was thinking about getting Beth a ring for Christmas, and that, even though he liked their lives at that point, he realized
he?d been with her for seven years, and wanted the rest of the world to see her as more as ?the girlfriend.? Following a call from Dominic Barbara, as
well as some from fans who reminded Howard he?d sworn he was never getting remarried, Ronnie the Limo Driver came into the studio to ask if he could
put together Howard?s bachelor party, which Howard said he could.
Howard turned back to his story, and brought up that he approached his kids about his plans a year ago, and started talking to the jeweler in
December. However, Howard also said he realized there wasn?t enough time to make the ring he wanted for Beth by Christmas, so the jeweler advised him
to come back to his store after the holidays. Artie then interrupted Howard with his megaphone pretending to be Beth, announcing she was making ?baby
booties,? which caused Howard to laugh and joke that the wedding was off. Howard then warned Artie that Grandma Caprio would be calling in later in
the show.
Artie noted he considered Howard ?lucky? for having found Beth, and ? as long as there was a prenup ? thought the two were setting themselves up for
?a very happy life together.? Howard replied he knew marriage was ?the dumbest thing? when it was looked at ?on paper,? but added he hadn?t been
living the life of a single man in years, and that he was ready to be married to Beth. Sal then came into the studio and asked what happened to Beth
allegedly not wanting to get married, but Howard told him that was never the case. Howard went on to explain Beth was interested in being married to
him, but that she never pushed the issue.
Howard reported he ordered the ring right after Christmas, and that he picked it up yesterday afternoon. He then took a call from Double A, who
advised Howard to not let anyone make ?a mock? of the situation. Howard proceeded to say only his therapist, his agent and his accountant knew about
his plan to propose, which led Robin to wonder if he?d told his parents. Howard replied that he didn?t call his parents with the news until after he?d
proposed, and that he told his mother but his father couldn?t come to the phone for him to tell him himself. While Robin admitted she didn?t
understand why Ben didn?t at least congratulate Howard, Artie pointed out he understood Ben?s lack of response, noting he believed Depression-era men
felt ?awkward? addressing such subjects with their children. Gary then came into the studio at 6:45 a.m. and gave Howard an Associated Press article
about his engagement, and Blue Iris called in to offer Howard oral sex prior to his marriage.
Howard said he initially wanted to propose to Beth on Valentine?s Day, but, because he had dinner plans with his daughters, he decided to give it to
her last night instead. Howard then commented that he gave Beth a choice: get naked and receive his present last night or wait until today.
Although Howard reported Beth chose the latter, he teased her that the friends she was supposed to have lunch with today would want to see her gift,
so she eventually agreed to his request.
Once Beth was naked, Howard admitted he stripped down as well, but realized he hadn?t come up with a speech to give while handing her the ring.
Despite this, Howard said he and Beth got on the bed and he recited some spontaneous lines about their love before handing her the ring. Howard added
that Beth couldn?t believe he?d asked her to marry him, while Artie figured she was probably expecting Sal and Richard to jump out of somewhere.
Howard went on to report that even though he wasn?t sure about her ring size, the ring fit perfectly, which some might take as a sign. Howard then
noted he and Beth made love right away, and that they talked about the engagement during the entire session.
After they were done in bed, Howard said he and Beth had a number of phone calls to make, including to his assistant, Beth?s parents and some people
from the show.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Muttley
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Yeah I heard him catching endless shit from everybody on the show. He DID say he'd never get married again.
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i havevt listened to howard in 7 years on account the compound i work in gets no radio signal in my section
fuck it. everyone does shit they said theyd never do eventually.
black n tans are taking over......look out
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Howard's 53 now. If he stays with his new(er) woman as long as he did with his ex-wife then he'll be like 80 before they get divorced. For younger
dudes, I still think Howard's advice about marriage is still good. I'm a disciple and I will never get married...until I'm old and rich (maybe)
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Kid Ugly
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Fuck Howard. He has always irritated the shit outta me. Not offended me, but every time I hear his voice I wanna beat his face in with a fucking
crowbar.
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Muttley
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I always figured he would get married again. If I were him I wouldn't settle down, I'd just bang bitches left and right.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i havevt listened to howard in 7 years on account the compound i work in gets no radio signal in my section
fuck it. everyone does shit they said theyd never do eventually.
black n tans are taking over......look out |
if you subscribe to Sirius you can listen online!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Its amazing what money can do for you.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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