Once again...Sopranos spoilers....
heres a preview link
http://tv.msn.com/sopranos
In beige below so you'll have to highlight to read
beware pretty much the first two eps completely spoiled. Can't wait.
The first episode starts with a ?flashback? to 2004 with the Feds making the raid on Johnny Sack. We see Tony bookin? it
wicked fast through the woods making his getaway. Only this time we see some kid in the upstairs window of a nearby house witness Tony ditch his gun
in the snow as he stumbles through their backyard. We then see the kid go retrieve the gun. The whole thing seemed a little weird as I can?t recall
this show ever doing the old ?show an old scene but this time with a twist we weren?t shown originally? before. (Kind of like the second time we got
to see Gandolf fight the Balrog. You geeks know what the hell I?m talking about.)
Cut to present day, as a newspaper with a headline about 2007 budget cuts lands at the edge of the Soprano?s driveway. Tony and Carmella are asleep in
bed when suddenly the doorbell starts ringing up a storm accompanied by some very heavy banging on the front door. Tony looks out the back window to
see cops all over the place. Camella screams ?Is this IT???? And thus begins the final season of The Sopranos.
Turns out that it?s not ?IT?, but Tony?s in some trouble all the same. He gets taken downtown by the cops in his bathrobe and slippers. Turns out the
kid who found the gun 3 years ago has gone and gotten arrested with it and claims he saw Tony ditch it way back when. Tony?s out of the pokey in no
time, but not before we get to see him sitting amongst the dregs of humanity in the holding cell, staring off into nothing. This is the first of many
times over the next two hours that we see Tony simply sitting and thinking.
And now for a quick update on the rest of the family: Meadow?s living at home, her lame boyfriend Finn is long gone, and she?s studying to be a
pediatrician. Nobody?s making offers on the house Carmella?s built and Christopher looks and acts like he?s on heroin. Turns out it?s only cause he?s
still with his hot Dominican girlfriend with the kid and she?s turned into a complete harpee. Sounds like the perfect time for Tony and Carmella to
take a little getaway to Bobby Bacala and Janice?s house on the lake, up near the Canadien border. Oh, and Tony?s lawyer calls while they?re en route
and tells him the cops have dropped the case against Tony involving the gun. Things are looking up.
Jump ahead a few hours to the lake house where Carmella and Janice are knocking back the wine like a couple of pros while Tony and Bobby shoot guns,
fish, and discuss the ?good old days?. Tony mentions that Bobby?s been earning well and that he?s lucky that he never had to pop his cherry by killing
anyone. Then Tony does some more staring.
Pretty soon the four of them are shitfaceed and playing Monopoly. After a brief discussion about whether or not the Chance and Community Chest money
is supposed to be collected by the person who lands on Free Parking (Official Monopoly rules say that money is supposed to go in the bank, duh), a
drunken Tony starts making fun of Janice. Bobby gets pissed. Tony crosses the line when Janice lands on Boardwalk and Tony starts singing about how
Janice used to spend her summers underneath the boardwalk sucking dick. (You know she totally did.) Bobby loses it and slugs Tony. Soon the two of
them are in one of those classic Sopranos fights where heads are getting smashed against walls and glass is shattering and tables are breaking and
balls are getting kneed. The ladies stop the fight that Bobby was clearly winning and they stumble off to bed.
Next day Tony does more staring, this time sitting on the dock with a black eye and fat lip. We can tell he?s pissed that Bobby kicked the shit out of
him, but he?ll probably forget about it soon enough cause totally Tony?s not vindictive or anything like that. Anyway, Tony and Bobby tell the ladies
they?re going to meet some guys to play golf. When they say ?meet some guys to play golf? they really mean ?meet some crooked Canadiens to buy illegal
prescription drugs to sell back home?. During the course of the conversation one of the Canadiens gets a call from his daughter about how her
ex-boyfriend won?t leave her alone. Tony says he?ll have the boyfriend taken care of if they lower the price of the prescription drugs. They agree.
Tony, still obviously pissed about getting his ass handed to him, turns to Bobby and tells him to take care of it.
Tony and Carmella leave the next day and head back to Jersey. We then see Bobby pack a bag and tell Janice he?s got to take care of some business. In
a rather sad scene we watch Bobby follow a young guy into the basement laundry room of an apartment building and pump two shots into his chest and one
into his forehead. Bobby?s finally broken his cherry. The episode ends with Bobby returning to the lake house and holding his daughter as he stands by
the water and does some staring/thinking of his own.
The second episode episode started immediately after the first and in this one we get to find out what everyone else has been up to since last season.
It starts with Johnny Sack in the Medical Center for Federal Prisoners. He smoked for 38 years before he quit and started eating healthy, but
apparently he didn?t quit soon enough, cause cancer?s eating at his whole body and his doctor tells him he has 3 months to live. He looks pale and
walks around with tubes in his nose pumping him oxygen. His enormously rotund wife and shockingly fatter daughter come to visit him but he doesn?t
tell them about the whole 3 months to live thing. Instead he starts smoking again.
On the flipside good old buffoon Paulie Wallnuts is now cancer free, Silvio is still rocking that sweet hairpiece and Christopher is about to release
CLEAVER, his ?Saw meets Godfather II? horror movie. He?s been clean and sober for a few months now (his sponser is Shooter McGavin) and he?s not
hanging around with the gang very much anymore cause it?s too tempting for him, though they all mistakenly think it?s cause he?s too good for them
now.
Meanwhile Phil Leotardo?s doing some soul searching of his own. Turns out that no one has stepped up to take the reigns of the New York family in the
whole time that Johnny Sack's been away. Phil says he doesn?t think he?s got the heart, literally, to take control since he?s just back on his feet
after his heart attack/quintouple bypass surgery. It looks like his younger brother Billy is likely to be the next head of the New York contingent.
Then it?s time for the big CLEAVER screening and the whole gang shows up. (Of course, Paulie wallnuts is the guy who doesn?t shut off his phone during
the screening.) Daniel Baldwin plays the mafia boss in the movie, who is a complete carbon copy of Tony Soprano, right down to how the character walks
around in his robe and boxers all the time. Tony is quite proud to be the inspiration for the movie's main bad guy until a few people note the fact
that Baldwin?s character gets killed at the end by his right hand man.
By now Tony?s had enough sessions with Melfi over the last few years to make him start to wonder about Christopher?s intentions, even if they are
probably just in his subconscious. Tony does some more staring/thinking and ends up in Melfi?s office, eventually crying like a baby about how he?s
done everything for Christopher and now this is how he?s treated? Tony then gets a call form his lawyer saying that even thought the local cops have
dropped the gun charges against Tony, the feds have decided to follow up on it instead.
Then we?re treated to some more grisly violence as Silvio sits down to meet with Billy Leotardo to discuss business. Just as their big titted bimbo
dates sit down to join them someone walks up to their table and unloads an entire clip into Phil?s brother. Silvio and the ladies make it out ok, but
things are certainly heating up in the whole ?who?s gonna lead the New York families war?. Especially since we then get word that Johnny Sack?s gone
and kicked the bucket way earlier than anyone expected.
We get a quick scene of Phil saying a eulogy for his brother at a restaurant. He goes and sits at the bar and does some staring/thinking of his own.
Looks like maybe he?s gonna have to take charge after all...
The episode ends with Christopher?s kid?s christening. Tony?s the godfather of course and as he and Christopher hug on the alter, the look in both
their eyes says that things aren?t right between them.
David Chase and company have a lot to wrap up in the next 7 episodes, that?s for sure, but it looks like they?re gearing up to go out with a bang and
not a whimper. A lot of the characters seem to be taking stock of their lives. Something I?m sure a lot of people do once they feel their mortality
slipping away to old age. But when you?ve done some truly horrible things in your life like most of these characters, I?m sure it?s a lot harder to
come to terms with.
I?ve never understood the people who bitch that the show hasn?t been good since season 3 or 4. Sure, it?s had its ups and downs like any show, but on
the whole, the average epsiode of the Sopranos is far and away some of the best drama on television. These first two episodes of the final season are
no different. Can?t wait to see who?s still alive when the dust finally settles and the series comes to a close.
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