JawnDiablo
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tonight's question
"Hey dad, what does it mean to be lactose intolerant?"
my son asks some funny stuff.
but nothing compares to last weekend's question of :
"Hey dad, what's natural male enhancement?"
fuckin television....
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XHonusWagnerX
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Hahahaha... How old is he???
How did you answer the 'male enhancement' one?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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JawnDiablo
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He's 10
i managed to quickly change the subject on the male enhancement
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RomanticViolence
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hahaha...
Was is an Enzyte commercial with that guy bob?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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BDx13
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at a month shy of three years, my girl is stuck on simply, "why?"
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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ENDERA.x
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lol. kids are awesome.
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XHonusWagnerX
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My friends have a 3 year old daughter and a couple of weeks ago she was running around naked and just started peeing. She doesnt wear diapers or have
accidents (usually) so I'm not sure what happened. But it was hysterical because when her mom asked what happened she said "I peed out my vulva"
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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stateofdisgrace
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My ten year old thinks she knows it all. Constantly in trouble with Mom. Says she gets it from me. How that is I am unsure when the wife is always
barking orders.....Hmmmm
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Voodoobillyman
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Mine will be two in July and her thing is oohhhhhh whats that????? It comes out in rapid fire and sounds like utzat!utzat!utzat!utzat! and we just
say, thats the sky, thats grass, thats a car, thats a baby. She picks up words like crazy now, I have to seriously watch my cussin around her. I've
gotten alot better at it, but hate it when I let one slip around her, I just can't stand the thought of her repeating a nasty word because I said it
in front of her. She loves animals, she can say what the animal is and do the noise they make, I can play that game all day long
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stateofdisgrace
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Cute......
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upyerbum
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July |
When my girl was about three we were driving across the bridge adn I honked my horn at someone. She pipes up and says shes going to honk the horn when
she drives. I tell her she can honk the horn all she wants when she's 16, she says...."I'm gonna be horny." I shit you not, I almost choked.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Voodoobillyman
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July |
When my girl was about three we were driving across the bridge adn I honked my horn at someone. She pipes up and says shes going to honk the horn when
she drives. I tell her she can honk the horn all she wants when she's 16, she says...."I'm gonna be horny." I shit you not, I almost choked.
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I can see my eyes falling out of my head at a statement like that from my lil one
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upyerbum
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Yea, it caught me completely unaware, my wife and I still chuckle about that (me, rather nervously).
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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GabeTexasGAMC
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my kid called me into the room the other day...
"hurry, run dad!"
ok, so he wants me to see a comercial for some spa/whirlpool thing.
Says thats what he wants.
Dont we all kid.
He also loooves to say BOOOORING, when im watching stuff on tv he doesnt like.
Hes 6.
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July |
When my girl was about three we were driving across the bridge adn I honked my horn at someone. She pipes up and says shes going to honk the horn when
she drives. I tell her she can honk the horn all she wants when she's 16, she says...."I'm gonna be horny." I shit you not, I almost choked.
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Hhahahahahaha!!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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DaveMoral
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July and her thing is oohhhhhh whats that????? It comes out in rapid fire and sounds like utzat!utzat!utzat!utzat! and we just
say, thats the sky, thats grass, thats a car, thats a baby. She picks up words like crazy now, I have to seriously watch my cussin around her. I've
gotten alot better at it, but hate it when I let one slip around her, I just can't stand the thought of her repeating a nasty word because I said it
in front of her. She loves animals, she can say what the animal is and do the noise they make, I can play that game all day long |
My wife's been hounding me about my mouth lately... Don't want my son to say "fuck" as his first word.
I shit you guys not though.. I was at Borders the other day lookin at comics and I saw this 6 or 7 year old kid sneak an FHM off the magazine rack and
go kneel in a corner to look at it. It was hilarious because he was sneaking up on it and snatched it quick before the chick store clerk could see him
do it.
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Voodoobillyman
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July and her thing is oohhhhhh whats that????? It comes out in rapid fire and sounds like utzat!utzat!utzat!utzat! and we just
say, thats the sky, thats grass, thats a car, thats a baby. She picks up words like crazy now, I have to seriously watch my cussin around her. I've
gotten alot better at it, but hate it when I let one slip around her, I just can't stand the thought of her repeating a nasty word because I said it
in front of her. She loves animals, she can say what the animal is and do the noise they make, I can play that game all day long |
My wife's been hounding me about my mouth lately... Don't want my son to say "fuck" as his first word.
I shit you guys not though.. I was at Borders the other day lookin at comics and I saw this 6 or 7 year old kid sneak an FHM off the magazine rack and
go kneel in a corner to look at it. It was hilarious because he was sneaking up on it and snatched it quick before the chick store clerk could see him
do it. |
Thats awesome!!!!! I used to do that kind of shit in the Waldenbooks with heavy Metal mag, look at all the well drawn titties and such.
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DaveMoral
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Yeah, now Guitar World sells mags with Jenna Jameson on the cover. Heavy Metal was always a fascination of mine as a kid.
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