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[*] posted on 4-3-2007 at 03:23 PM
This cracked me up


I got an email from cd baby letting me know my Joe Coffee cd shipped out this morning. This is what it said:


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Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make
sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Tuesday, April 3rd.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

--
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby



I liked it. It was more interesting than a robotic "your item has shipped" notice like many companies use. Kudos to them for originality.




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[*] posted on 4-3-2007 at 05:02 PM


That's fuckin great.



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[*] posted on 4-3-2007 at 05:12 PM


haha, yeah. I got the same message, too. I also loved the subject line "CD Baby Loves Spiro!"
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[*] posted on 4-4-2007 at 02:50 AM


lol! thats cool



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[*] posted on 4-4-2007 at 02:50 AM


i should do this for my store. hahaha



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[*] posted on 4-4-2007 at 06:06 AM


thats so cool. its things like that, that make you go and shop more with them.

much kudos
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[*] posted on 4-4-2007 at 10:38 AM


I really like those guys as an artist. They are really quick to get back to me with any questions I may have. They are handleing the mp3 sales side of things for me.
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