XHonusWagnerX
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Funny REAL names of kids or adults you know or know of....
I have friends that gave their son the middle name CHICAGO because of a line from "Children in Heat" the Misfits song....
Children in heat
Are young little kindle wood
I see them burning
They all changed their names to Chicago
and then since the son had a city as a middle name they gave their the middle name JAMESTOWN because thats where the husbands dad lived before he past
away.
I also remember someone on another message board debating over 2 names before his son was born.... PONY BOY and BARAKA
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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thedog
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My sister works in a school where one of Jeremiah Trotter's ( Philadelphia Eagles Linebacker)
kids goes to school. and one of his daughters, not the one in this school,
is named Tremil ( not sure of the spelling).
It is supposed to sound like "Tre - Mill" , cause his first contract was for 3 million dollars.
One of the other kids in her class is named Semaj,
which is his brothers name backwards = James .
\"thank you very little\"
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Discipline
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When I was a kid I knew a girl named Heather Hamburger.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Dave
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when i was younger there was a girl in my neihborhood named January
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Lucabrasi
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I knew a kid named Forest. His siblings were named Moon and Sky. I also knew a kid named Leaf.
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XHonusWagnerX
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My mom had a friend named Autumn
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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upyerbum
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I knew a girl named Happy. She was cool.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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DaveMoral
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Lucabrasi
I knew a kid named Forest. His siblings were named Moon and Sky. I also knew a kid named Leaf. |
Were they perhaps members of the vegan cult in Hawaii that River and Jaochin Pheonix grew up in? They all name their kids after stuff in nature...
I went to school with a Michael Hunt and a Sunshine Flowers.
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Lucabrasi
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
| Quote: | Originally posted by Lucabrasi
I knew a kid named Forest. His siblings were named Moon and Sky. I also knew a kid named Leaf. |
Were they perhaps members of the vegan cult in Hawaii that River and Jaochin Pheonix grew up in? They all name their kids after stuff in nature...
I went to school with a Michael Hunt and a Sunshine Flowers. |
Maybe. I just figured they got their names because their parents were hippies.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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my little dude is names ATOM.
he rules.
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morgan
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My friend's son was named Darby Luke Meyer. Darby coming from Darby Crash and Luke came from the fact that He always wanted to be able to say "Luke I
am your father."
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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BDx13
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Six sisters that are old friends of our....
Willow, Rainy, Savanah, Breezy, Zoe and Beth.
I heard a woman on Fulton Mall in Brooklyn calling for her kid once... "Caliber, get over here!"
While our first kid was in the hospital in Manhattan, we overheard another mother there who wanted to name her newborn daughter Nemesis. The nurse
wouldn't let her. Turns out she didn't even know what it meant, just thought it sounded cool.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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beaner
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we had a teacher at school called terry watt (t.watt)
so we just called him twat head.
still makes me laugh now hehehe
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JawnDiablo
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i knew someone whos parents named her Brooke Lynn....
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DaveMoral
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You always find winners in the ghetto... Mercedes and what have you.
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clevohardcore
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I know this kid named Stimey when I was much younger. Also I knew this black dude named James but his mother called him Pimp since birth and became
his name until he murdered his x girlfriend and ended up in prison. Then it became James again in the court system. Even our 5th grade teacher called
him Pimp. I heard he got out last year.
funny story about James(Pimp) as kids growing up in the ghetto we used to run around getting into trouble. Well one of the things we did for a while
was back int he day when cable TV first came out it use dot have a really big black changer with buttons that stuck out huge ont he remote. Well that
remote would work on ANY tv that had cable. No matter the home. So we used to peak into the windows of living rooms and change the channels when they
were watching. It was so fucking funny watching people flip out and not know what was going on. It was a riot. that was until we did it so much that
it got around and well his mom found out. One night 3 of us went ot his house and started it. His mom was dressing in camflage and drunk. Well she
chased us over a fence into a field and began to throw shit an us and threated to kill us. It was fucked up. A huge fucking black drunk mom in camo
threatening your life over a TV changer is crazy. Fuck the ghetto.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Discipline
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The manager at a Wendy's near me is named Afuq, and it is indeed pronounced A-Fuck.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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My middle name is Dak. My family and friends call me Dak. But at work and when I was in school I went by Chris, which s short for Christopher my first
name. I did that because I so sick of having to correct my name. Jack, Zack.
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head prefect at my high schools name was christine rap ... so on the yearbook it had the prefects list with 'c. rap, head prefect' yeah ... she
definetly got called "crap head" alot after that.
not really a funny name but y'know ... bored and shit.
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
I know this kid named Stimey when I was much younger. Also I knew this black dude named James but his mother called him Pimp since birth and became
his name until he murdered his x girlfriend and ended up in prison. Then it became James again in the court system. Even our 5th grade teacher called
him Pimp. I heard he got out last year.
funny story about James(Pimp) as kids growing up in the ghetto we used to run around getting into trouble. Well one of the things we did for a while
was back int he day when cable TV first came out it use dot have a really big black changer with buttons that stuck out huge ont he remote. Well that
remote would work on ANY tv that had cable. No matter the home. So we used to peak into the windows of living rooms and change the channels when they
were watching. It was so fucking funny watching people flip out and not know what was going on. It was a riot. that was until we did it so much that
it got around and well his mom found out. One night 3 of us went ot his house and started it. His mom was dressing in camflage and drunk. Well she
chased us over a fence into a field and began to throw shit an us and threated to kill us. It was fucked up. A huge fucking black drunk mom in camo
threatening your life over a TV changer is crazy. Fuck the ghetto. |
haha we pulled the same sit in high school on the VCR while watching a film in class.
My friend got caught and the disciplinarian couldnt help but laugh at the situation.
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CR83
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My mom has a friend named Dorkus.
Growing up I knew a girl named Polly Puckett
A girl that works with Mrs. Reed83 wanted to name her daughter Jezabell. Her reason was that "it is in the bible". We quickly talked them out of it.
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