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i just got this email from a friend in manhattan...
| Quote: | I saw a monkey running down 36th st. yesterday towards 10th Ave. I guess
it was more of a scamper, really. The lady who was chasing him - now SHE
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man, i'm so bummed i missed that.
although i did watch the circus people walk the elephants through the queens-midtown tunnel one year. that was kind of surreal.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DAK
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necrobutcher
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I could be having the worst day of my life. I'm talking house burnt down or something heinous like that. If I saw a monkey go by me on the street, I
would probably feel a hell of a lot better.
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confused13
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On Monday i went to a BBQ - was a friends B-Day. Suddenly a cow appeared next to us - running like hell - we were like "uhh - did we already drink
that much?" - next thing i saw was about 6 cops and the farmer chasing her. The cow was running from left to right und back again - followed by the
cops (meanwhile about 8 + 2 cops on bikes) and the farmer - we were laughing our ass off - pigs hunting a cow. Then they all disapeared in a direction
we couldnt focus. Next day i saw on the local TV that the cow caused about 25.000$ of material damage (four broken cop-cars - a few bikes and other
cars) and they narcotized her and she was fine. Thanks god that she didnt noticed that we were just about to eat one of her sisters 
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JawnDiablo
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i'd love to see elephants in the tunnel.
that just sounds fuckin cool as hell!
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upyerbum
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My buddy was in Bangkok and he told me he staggered out of this bar and there was a guy with an elephant and it was a fucking TAXI! He rode the
elephant all the way back to his hotel drunk off his ass.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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