tireironsaint
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I like some freaky shit in bed, but HOLY FUCK...
Talk about shootin' your load
What the fuck is wrong with people these days???
Veritas odium parit
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moron
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I seriously cant even begin to imagine how a gun would come into play during sex.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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HOLY SHIT, thats some sketch ass shit.
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LilOz
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The only shot that got off that night was a lead one.
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SAAAAARS
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what the fuck. what girl lets a gun go near her vag!?
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ENDERA.x
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at least dont have it loaded!
that is some FUCKED up shit
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GabeTexasGAMC
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| Quote: | Originally posted by SAAAAARS
what the fuck. what girl lets a gun go near her vag!? |
A girl thats like school on a saturday.
NO CLASS!
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Discipline
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The funniest sex prop is in the movie Pink Flamingo's. The guy brings a live chicken into mix and the girl is screaming cause she's getting pecked
like crazy. Even better, because it was such a low budget movie, after they filmed the scene they killed the chicken and cooked it for lunch.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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moron
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Someone from another board was making up some story about women using snakes as dildos and shit, and for the hell of it he googled looking for
pictures to see if anyone had tried it or not. To his suprise... there they were. Im not gonna post any pictures, but thinking about it sends
shivers up my spine.
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Jeff trhe Greek
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I saw this stripper once and she had remote control car with a dildo on it. She handed the control to some shitfaced guy and he kept ramming her head
with it while she was dancing, then she couldn't get it away from him, it was funny.
Don\'t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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tireironsaint
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
Someone from another board was making up some story about women using snakes as dildos and shit, and for the hell of it he googled looking for
pictures to see if anyone had tried it or not. To his suprise... there they were. Im not gonna post any pictures, but thinking about it sends
shivers up my spine. |
I've seen some really really REALLY fucked up videos before, you just reminded me of
one where a girl stuffs a LIVE EEL up her, she then squeezes it out into a frying pan, shits on it, and then cooks the thing up...while the eel is
still flopping around.
Top that.
And NO, that wasn't a video that I own or owned, somebody showed it to me.
Veritas odium parit
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
Someone from another board was making up some story about women using snakes as dildos and shit, and for the hell of it he googled looking for
pictures to see if anyone had tried it or not. To his suprise... there they were. Im not gonna post any pictures, but thinking about it sends
shivers up my spine. |
I've seen some really really REALLY fucked up videos before, you just reminded me of
one where a girl stuffs a LIVE EEL up her, she then squeezes it out into a frying pan, shits on it, and then cooks the thing up...while the eel is
still flopping around.
Top that.
And NO, that wasn't a video that I own or owned, somebody showed it to me. |
jesus. does that turn people on or something? what's the point of doing and video taping that?
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SAAAAARS
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girls do gross things! eeewwwwww
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moron
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I'll never forget this one video I saw back when I was a freshman in college. I had just discovered the internet, so I would chat with friends all
the time. This kid I went to high school with sent me this video of a dude and a chick. The dude looked like he had shit smeared on his face, and he
was putting a beer bottle up this chick's ass who was kneeling in front of him. All of a sudden the beer started to spurt out of her ass, so he took
out the bottle and this HUGE shit came flying out of her ass. He tried to catch it with his mouth but missed.
I was in shock after seeing that, but I should have known better because the file was called "beer poop"
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Killthehumans
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SAAARS at least you can admit that your gender is the sick and twisted of the two...and thats the first step to recovery!
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moron
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LilOz should appreciate this one....
you know what you guys should grow up, i'm a dad, and my son sits on my lap and reads this message board while i click through it, i'm sick of having
to shield my sons eyes from talks of penis, and vagina smell? on a music messageboard, get it together
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LilOz
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HAHAHAAHAHA
Suffer is the man
you may as well call me nastudumas. (dudes who told the future)
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ENDERA.x
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