.people.
.line crossers.
.whiners.
.bands that suck.
.girls who are self proclaimed "bitches" that can't live up to the name, or get offended if called such.
.girls that can't fight back.
.fish that get away.
.losing my vibrator.
.forgetting to get gas the night before.
.afi.
.diet mountain dew.
.cats.
.albino things.
.mr toad's wild ride.
.myspace whores.
.online blogs.
.earthlink.
.aol.
.smelly pillows.
.scratched cds.
.people who actually think i give a shit.
.forgetting to charge my cell phone.
.breaking shotglasses.
.being out of smokes.
.being out of alcohol.
.birth control.
.the 49ers.
That's about it. You don't like it? I don't like you. Even trade fuckers.RomanticViolence - 10-13-2004 at 09:31 PM
i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.clevohardcore - 10-14-2004 at 12:28 PM
Hte shit thing is SOOOO true!Discipline - 6-21-2005 at 12:53 AM
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Originally posted by RomanticViolence
i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.
I love a women who's this honest. Had to bring it back.BL - 7-7-2005 at 07:00 PM
I HATE WHEN IM AT A SHIT PARTY AND I CANT SHIT... THATS THE WORST. SHIT PARTIES ARE SHITTY WICKED!
CHEERS
BLJawnDiablo - 7-8-2005 at 07:16 PM
anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont likeBDx13 - 7-11-2005 at 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by juandiablo
anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like
OOOOOOOOH yeah!JawnDiablo - 7-11-2005 at 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by BIG DUANE
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Originally posted by juandiablo
anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like
OOOOOOOOH yeah!
I have heard of horror stories of brown pooh water only to discover the impending unwelcome stranger log in the tank...the lowest of the low is indeed
the upper decker.BDx13 - 7-11-2005 at 10:32 PM
another trick i learned from my lansdowne, md friends.Discipline - 7-11-2005 at 10:38 PM
Could you explain this because the above explanation didn't really clear it up for me.BDx13 - 7-11-2005 at 10:45 PM
upper-decker (uppadecka, v. & n.)
1. v: to take a crap in your friend's toilet tank.
- "I'ma give this fool a uppadecka!"
2. n: a turd in your friend's toilet tank.
- "Damn, some fool left me a uppadecka!"RomanticViolence - 7-14-2005 at 10:38 AM
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Originally posted by BIG DUANE
another trick i learned from my lansdowne, md friends.
Lansdowne is such a great place... It's gotten even better in the past 5 years!JawnDiablo - 7-14-2005 at 12:41 PM
uppa decka yo!Discipline - 7-14-2005 at 02:30 PM
I actually just learned about that in a movie last night. A Dirty Shame by John Waters. If yer a fan of his stuff you'll enjoy this and laugh pretty
hard. At least I did.GabeTexasGAMC - 7-17-2005 at 01:43 PM
whoa.BDx13 - 7-17-2005 at 09:03 PM
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Originally posted by Discipline
I actually just learned about that in a movie last night. A Dirty Shame by John Waters. If yer a fan of his stuff you'll enjoy this and laugh pretty
hard. At least I did.
and you know where he's from, right? B-MORE, MD!upyerbum - 10-14-2005 at 12:52 PM
I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.BDx13 - 10-14-2005 at 03:55 PM
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I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.
WELCOME YO THE THORP BOARD! I see you're gonna fit right in here!
although, i can't say i've ever been so drunk i've deficated on myself. slept in some vomit once or twice, sure, but never crapped myself.Terror Aesthetic - 10-14-2005 at 05:33 PM
i havent shit myself since i lost the contin habit. theres something heartbreaking about being a grown ass man...over 2 but under 85 and shitting your
fucking self. its funny at first then you just think "damn..................damn"
i fucking hate going into an alcohol coma and getting vomit in my lungs and waking up in the hospital with a poorly inserted catheter. fucking cunt
didnt take the tape off the prize before she tried to yank the thing out. glad they had me tied down or id have been looking at a motherfucker of a
lawsuit.
first words upon waking from a coma with my roommate crying in my face: "pigshit"Terror Aesthetic - 10-15-2005 at 05:47 AM
suburban whiteboys that get dropped off two streets over from the square by their moms so they can look like they be runnin the streets that try to
talk ghetto....you grew up in a gated community fool. you aint pacJawnDiablo - 10-24-2005 at 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by RomanticViolence
i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.
yeah ...i loved that post......just stumbled upon it in a drunken surf....Terror Aesthetic - 10-25-2005 at 06:54 AM
i hate it even more when some asshole "like me" pissed on theseatbefore i got there and needed to sit on it. sorry ladies but when that happens im
holing up in your facilities to drop it.DAK - 11-10-2005 at 08:27 PM
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I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.
I laughed so hard I about shat meselfRomanticViolence - 9-22-2006 at 11:13 AM
I hate HWY 404 and ocean city beach traffic. I hate having to wait almost 20 mins to cross that fucking hwy so i can get to work.
I'm glad the "Beach season" is coming to an end.
