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GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

bombidol - 9-19-2008 at 08:41 AM

wot

xChino_Martinezx - 9-19-2008 at 12:01 PM

so she's from France, has an american name, has 7 million american dollars in a bank in a really small african country that has had a not so good at all economy since the 80's and has a japanese yahoo mail account...

I like these facts even more:

(none of the things below are made up, it's for real, look for it in a bible or in the internet and you'll see it's not made up at all)

1. she pretends to find the less privileged thru the internet meaning the homeless and starving millions all around the world have laptops with wireless internet: nice...

2. she was married to Lazarus David and is now a "new christian convert" when her husband had a biblic name which means it's 90% probably that he was from a very, very religious family.

3. analyzing this completely in a revealing way: Lazarus is the man that Christ brought back from the dead because of his inconditional faith on Jesus and David, the king that despite of some mistakes and injuries against God, was always forgiven and loved by God because he turned into a fair and virtous king with a mayor faith in God and the scriptures say that The Messiah will be a direct descendant from him. She uses 2 icons of Christianity related to believing and looking for that full faith, both of them, awarded with grace for that confident faith. Beyond that, she gives a specific number for her millions: number 7. Is said that King David was born in the year 1037 B.C. and died in the year 967 B.C., notice that both years end in 7 and that he lived 70 years. Is also said that King David comitted adultery with a woman named Betsabé and the punishment for this sin was that the son from this unholy act died 7 days after he died so they couldn't have a child. During his last years as king, Israel suffered 3 years from starving and some prophets told him that this was because the Israel people had killed gabaonitas that were cananeos after they promised God they wouldn't kill them and when David consulted the gabaonitas to look for a way to set peace and the gabaoinitas asked him for 7 descendants from Saul to hang them, so he turned 7 to save Israel from starvation. David supposedly had 8 "legal" wives, but the last one, Betsabé, was from an adulterous union and adultery being considered as an injury against God cannot be considered a real marriage, so he actually had 7 wives. And I'm pretty sure that if I carry on with Solomon I would find more of these "coincidences". Starting from the fact that Solomon, son and succesor of David, third and last king of Israel, supposedly one of the most rich kings in history, took the throne in 970 B.C. and according to the bible, had 700 queens that lead him into the sin of idolatry and this was apparently one of the mayor causes why upon his death, Israel kingdom got separated.

xChino_Martinezx - 9-19-2008 at 12:09 PM

now that I think about it, that mail is some evil shit, look for those 7 millions and your soul will be doomed for eternity (and you'll be ripped off like an old lady in a chinese casino) 'cause satan himself and Glen Danzig wrote that mail!!! repent sinners!!!

I'm going to my classes now, but my final recomendation is that you buy lots of canned food, a boat, a bible, some candles, 2 shotguns and lots of ammo and be prepared for everything... then you can print my point #3 and send it to your local faith dealer and tell them that Azazel told you to hit that.

newbreedbrian - 9-19-2008 at 12:44 PM

i'm always amazed that people fall for this shit. a deadly combination of greed and stupidity no doubt