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we are all fucked

defstarsteve - 12-5-2008 at 11:39 PM





Has anyone ever seen a baby shark with webbed feet? A worker of the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board (LKIM) in Batu Maung, Penang, made this unusual find when she was given the 1.7kg fish by a fisherman at the jetty recently. Mary Looi, 48, said she only realised the shark was different when she wanted to cook tomyam fish for lunch for her family. “It was only when I was about to cut the shark the day after I received it that I found two webbed feet sticking out from the lower part of the body. “The shark is one-metre long,” she said. Looi said she dared not cook the fish after consulting her husband Gooi Man Kaw, 57, who told her that according to Chinese belief, eating fish with unusual features could bring disaster or ill luck. “Immediately, I returned the fish to the fisherman that night at about 10pm “He threw it back into the sea,” said Looi. Looi, who has been working at LKIM for 10 years, said this was the first time she had stumbled upon such an unusual find. When contacted, Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) Muka Head marine research station head Prof Dr Zulfigar Yasin said this is the first time he had heard of fish with legs found in the Malaysian waters. “There is a possibility that the fish could have swum from other waters into Malaysian waters. “As far as I am concerned, fish species with legs or bony fins can only be discovered in the waters of North Sulawesi in Indonesia or South Africa,” he said.


300 million years and they are still evolving...

random - 12-6-2008 at 12:02 AM

I haven't handled too many sharks in my day, but I think I'd notice immediately if the mother fucker had feet of any sort... webbed or not.

That's like saying "It took me three days to notice that he had flippers instead of arms." You should notice that shit right away.

DAK - 12-6-2008 at 12:28 AM

Landshark.

Discipline - 12-6-2008 at 01:14 AM

That's fucked up.

moforn - 12-6-2008 at 04:10 AM

"so basically, this shark died with an erection"

JawnDiablo - 12-6-2008 at 07:49 AM

anyone here ever eat shark?

Dave - 12-6-2008 at 11:21 AM

umm, if they can walk out of the water to eat us, we'refucked...

JawnDiablo - 12-6-2008 at 02:03 PM

jabberyaws lives!

defstarsteve - 12-6-2008 at 03:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
umm, if they can walk out of the water to eat us, we'refucked...


that is what I was thinking....

Dave - 12-6-2008 at 03:10 PM

defstarsteve - 12-6-2008 at 03:30 PM

possibly an army of webbed feet sharks just waiting to invade our shores...

them and the alien squids with arms....
we are all going to drop on the food chain a few levels

jonnynewbreed - 12-6-2008 at 04:35 PM

It would make shark hunting way more fun. I have the shark in my scope.

Siczine.com - 12-6-2008 at 06:19 PM

Why the fuck would you throw it back into the ocean?

DeathByForce - 12-6-2008 at 11:06 PM

this is almost as bad as the Grizzly/Polar Bear.

clevohardcore - 12-7-2008 at 01:30 AM

I had shark before as a appetizer. Not bad, but then they do scare the shit out of me.



That being said that this worries me. A shark that has feet will one day water and oil, religion, poverty, food and whatever differences we may have with other countries will no longer matter. THe WARRIORS and the BASEBALL FURIES will have to battle real sharks with legs.

MarkV - 12-7-2008 at 06:26 AM

None of us nor are great great great grandchildren have much to worry about.

jonnynewbreed - 12-7-2008 at 08:27 AM

I ate putrified shark when I was in Iceland a few months ago.

It smelled like amonia and tasted horrendous.

What the fuck is the deal with the views of this post anyway? Is it linked somewhere crazy?

Six66Mike - 12-7-2008 at 08:44 AM

Views - 23959

Is the board broken or is that right? :D

Siczine.com - 12-7-2008 at 07:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Six66Mike
Views - 23959

Is the board broken or is that right? :D


At like 42000 now.

Six66Mike - 12-7-2008 at 09:33 PM

Yeah, should be more promo in the thread for the lurkers. Wonder where they're coming from.

Dear Lurkers,

Please go check out the following bands on Myspace, you will dig it.

Mark Lind & The Unloved
The Welch Boys
Ramallah
To The Lions

:cul:

morgan - 12-7-2008 at 09:44 PM

Hmm.... not sure whether to be intrigued or scared shitless.

defstarsteve - 12-8-2008 at 02:13 AM

there has to be some kind of weird tracking thing going on with the view count
either that or the sharks are aware that we know what they are up to and are monitoring us...
if I end up the victim of a shark attack anytime soon, you all please spread the word about this horrible menace
avenge me.....

there legions of sharks with feet out there with acress to the internt and these boards...
now we ARE really fucked...

MarkV - 12-8-2008 at 04:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by defstarsteve
there has to be some kind of weird tracking thing going on with the view count
either that or the sharks are aware that we know what they are up to and are monitoring us...
if I end up the victim of a shark attack anytime soon, you all please spread the word about this horrible menace
avenge me.....

there legions of sharks with feet out there with acress to the internt and these boards...
now we ARE really fucked...


It's a dolphin, human, shark hybrid, like that Pete Benchley story, starring Craig T Nelson!

BDx13 - 12-8-2008 at 11:04 AM

on saturday and sunday we had more than ten times the usual number of daily visitors.
plus, it looks like we got listed on stumbledupon.

DeepBlueSea - 12-10-2008 at 11:36 AM

Hey guys...whats cooking?

BDx13 - 12-10-2008 at 11:45 AM

welcome, DeepBlueSea.
just curious, how did you find this board?
traffic to this particular thread is through the roof.
over 80,000 views in less than a week.

DeepBlueSea - 12-10-2008 at 11:56 AM

Link was posted on another message board I frequent.

Dave - 12-10-2008 at 01:04 PM

now you gotta wonder, are any of these visitors, checking out any of our other posts?

clevohardcore - 12-10-2008 at 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
now you gotta wonder, are any of these visitors, checking out any of our other posts?








^^^^^^^^^ FAVORITE SPICE GIRL THREAD:yes:

BDx13 - 12-10-2008 at 02:13 PM

they have to be.
we have probably have hundreds of unregistered visitors a day.
there are 57 right now!

Dave - 12-10-2008 at 03:40 PM

Top 5 most viewed topics:

we are all fucked (83124)
Camel Toe (55190)
"you tattoo dicks?" (now NWS) (43811)
British Super Model Keeley Hazzel NWS (31785)
Hottest Spice Girl (26792)


and.........there are 666 Board Members now.....

jonnynewbreed - 12-10-2008 at 03:47 PM

Imagine those poor dudes looking to jerk off finding our screwed up little world.

Dave - 12-10-2008 at 03:48 PM

BDx13 - 12-10-2008 at 03:58 PM

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Dave - 12-10-2008 at 04:05 PM

it will NEVER get old..........NEVER..........

jonnynewbreed - 12-10-2008 at 04:11 PM

I'm still laughing at it. I want to use it as my facebook profile pic.

Dave - 12-10-2008 at 04:21 PM

holy fuck Jonny you should.......

Has Nadine seen it?

Dave - 12-10-2008 at 04:22 PM

you do know anytime someone says the words, 'jack off' that pic is getting dug up....

defstarsteve - 12-10-2008 at 10:27 PM

okay new rule
everyone who views this thread that is not registerd has to buy a thorp release or t-shirt
and buy a comic from monster factory and place an order with us.

Colin - 7-9-2010 at 03:07 PM

Photobucket

lifeisabitch - 7-9-2010 at 03:16 PM

holy shit where did this thread come from....
that defstarsteve guy seems like a kook

Discipline - 7-9-2010 at 03:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave


I had forgotten this. Still hysterical.:singing::thumbup:

random - 7-9-2010 at 04:21 PM

wow!

first off, I saw that I was the second post and immediately thought, "Holy shit, I don't remember this... I swear it's been at least a few weeks since I last blacked out." glad to see that my intoxication has not yet reached alarming levels since this was from 2-2.5 years ago. :)

defstarsteve... whatever happened to that guy? hope things are going well and that he's still in the printing industry! :D

Dave is the only reason I find pics of male cock hilarious aside from the rare event of seeing a guy in porn with a 2 inch dick which makes you wonder... why'd he decide to share this with the world, and why did someone hire him to share it. and did anyone ever see that video (or one of many) or some girl on efukt laughing at the guy's small dick and the 10 seconds it took for him to blow his load? terrible and hilarious at the same time.

Six66Mike - 7-28-2012 at 05:56 AM

Over 110,525 views. I think we need to revive the camel toe thread and see if we can surpass this one.

random - 7-28-2012 at 01:26 PM

Apparently we were all too lazy to look this up before. Turns out those are claspers, which seem to be what most of us would call shark penis... and which, I guess, makes the photo of Johnny somehow less inappropriate.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/07/29/shark-with-leg...

http://laelaps.wordpress.com/2007/07/26/idiocy-beyond-belief...