Why Guinness is Better Than a Woman

1) A Guinness always goes down easy
2) A Guinness doesn’t care when you come
3) A Guinness doesn’t get jealous when you grab another Guinness
4) A Guinness won’t get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath
5) A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness
6) After you’ve had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
7) Guinness doesn’t demand equality
8) Guinness is always wet
9) Guinness is never late
10) Guinness never has a headache
11) Guinness stains wash out
12) Hangovers go away
13) If you change Guinness you don’t have to pay alimony
14) If you pour a Guinness you’ll always get a good head
15) When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness
16) When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out
17) You always know when you’re the first to pop a Guinness
18) You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty
19) You can enjoy a Guinness all month long
20) You can have a Guinness in public
21) You can share a Guinness with your friends
22) You don’t have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good
23) You don’t have to wine and dine Guinness