If i rape a hooker and get caught will i be charged with shop lifting?
When do you know it's time to kick your drug habit.....
When the smell of dead baby gets to much.
I used to hate going to church, all that sitting,kneeling and then standing! I wish the vicar would just find a position and fuck me!!!
What's better than a 22 yr old girl?
Two 11 year old girls..
A young girl and a middle age man are walking towards the woods when the little girl says "Mister mister i'm scared" The man reply's how do you think
i feel? I gotta walk out of there on my own!
Why did the bakers hand's smell?
Because he kneaded a poo..
What file makes a hole from this big o to this big O?
A peadofile..
My girlfriend said to me "have you been having sex behind my back?" I replied "who else did you think it was!! And also you could look around once in
a while and see how i'm getting on"!
They say the camera adds 8 pounds!!!
Well stop eating fucking camera's then!
My girlfriend asked me "if i was disfigured in a accident would you still love me?"
My reply "i'd prefer it"
Kids get everything now-a-days!! In my day there was no such thing as peadofiles!! We had to buy our own sweets..
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I have two lesbians living next door to me,they ain't twins!!
They just lick a like. XnMeX - 3-7-2010 at 12:39 AM
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Originally posted by wez138
9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
If i rape a hooker and get caught will i be charged with shop lifting?
These 2 were pretty funny and I had never heard them. morgan - 3-7-2010 at 02:50 AM
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Originally posted by XnMeX
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Originally posted by wez138
9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
If i rape a hooker and get caught will i be charged with shop lifting?
These 2 were pretty funny and I had never heard them.
Those were the only 2 I had heard before.SS76 - 3-7-2010 at 10:11 AM
JawnDiablo - 3-7-2010 at 07:04 PM
waht's the difference between fuckin a girl wit arms and a girl without arms?
if yer fuckin a girl without arms and you pop out you gotta put it back in yourselfnecrobutcher - 3-8-2010 at 07:32 PM
A friend of mine fucked up one night and said, "What's the best part of fucking 23 year olds? There's 3 of them."lifeisabitch - 3-9-2010 at 12:26 AM
wait shouldn't that joke end there are 20 of them...
twenty three year olds...
