TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS PART 2

CR83 - 8-16-2005 at 05:34 PM

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html

Always a good laugh.

KyleOz - 8-16-2005 at 05:43 PM

YESSSSSS!!!!

godabandonedme - 8-16-2005 at 07:13 PM

awsome

Discipline - 8-16-2005 at 08:51 PM

Classic!

XHonusWagnerX - 8-16-2005 at 09:54 PM

Corpse Paint always = Comdey!

XnMeX - 8-16-2005 at 10:39 PM

There should be a monthly, or at least quarterly top 10! Can never get enough! What the fuck are they thinking? Seriously..... I swear black metal bands form like this.....

*deep in the depths of moms basement*
"I strike down your 3rd level wizard! 15 hp damage!"-Frank
"I'm board of this D&D, lets start a band."

And so a new black metal band is born.

I want to know how serious these people take this as well. FUCK

Also, for a nice black metal parody song check out "Sausage King" right here.... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=129093&s...

hollymaconmovies - 8-16-2005 at 10:47 PM

I needed a good laugh.

GabeTexasGAMC - 8-17-2005 at 12:16 AM

WHOA! No.1 is def fucked!

Voodoobillyman - 8-17-2005 at 08:29 AM

Did'nt Anal C#@t do a parody black metal album, I thought they did, with names like "The one horned goat standing on Goths mountain on a frosty moonlit eve"

XHonusWagnerX - 8-17-2005 at 09:59 AM

The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.

CR83 - 8-17-2005 at 10:29 AM

This shit is so great.

newbreedbrian - 8-17-2005 at 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.

you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago

XHonusWagnerX - 8-17-2005 at 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.

you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago

Bluegrass songs?

clevohardcore - 8-17-2005 at 02:17 PM

that is funny

newbreedbrian - 8-17-2005 at 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.

you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago

Bluegrass songs?

yup. im tryin to learn "kentucky mandolin" right now. i think the original is around 270bpm. some of his stuff is 300+

DeathByForce - 8-18-2005 at 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Did'nt Anal C#@t do a parody black metal album, I thought they did, with names like "The one horned goat standing on Goths mountain on a frosty moonlit eve"

yeah they did.

it was called Impaled Northern Moonforest!

So bad yet so good!

Discipline - 8-18-2005 at 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by GabeTexasGAMC
WHOA! No.1 is def fucked!

Rock out with your cock out! Classic.

Unbound - 8-18-2005 at 04:48 PM

there is a lot of metal over 250 beats per minute. Slayer was close to that, so think of how fast some death metal, and black metal is. Stuff like Hate Eternal and Nile must be way over 250 beats per minute.

Blue Grass is awesome though, and quite fast.

CR83 - 8-18-2005 at 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Unbound
there is a lot of metal over 250 beats per minute. Slayer was close to that, so think of how fast some death metal, and black metal is. Stuff like Hate Eternal and Nile must be way over 250 beats per minute.

Blue Grass is awesome though, and quite fast.

I'd never realized that. Pretty interesting.