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My girlfriend......

Discipline - 9-9-2005 at 09:52 PM

won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.

DAK - 9-9-2005 at 09:53 PM

That sucks. No pun intended.

moron - 9-9-2005 at 10:01 PM

Nothing puts a guy in a worse mood than when the lady friend isnt in the mood to mess around.

BDx13 - 9-9-2005 at 10:23 PM

make her a drink.

moron - 9-9-2005 at 10:33 PM

Ive been having more drunken sex than usual lately. I need to go get some beer....

XHonusWagnerX - 9-9-2005 at 10:42 PM

hold her head down.

BDx13 - 9-9-2005 at 10:57 PM

^ now, now!


...mske her snother drink.

Discipline - 9-9-2005 at 10:59 PM

I've been feeding her booze but she ain't in the mood. Next I'm gonna try throwin on some porn cause that often gets her in the mood.

If nothing else I have fulfilled my promise of drunk posting. Now if I can get blown and/or laid my night will be complete. The fact that I have updated this makes me really pathetic.

RomanticViolence - 9-10-2005 at 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by Discipline
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.


You are a mess.. but you are awesome too so that is ok.

Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".

He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".

That is all :)

clevohardcore - 9-10-2005 at 11:59 AM

Steak and blowjob day? WOW!:P

SHAKO KEN - 9-10-2005 at 12:11 PM

give it to her first, if it doesn't put her in the mood she may do it out of guilt

newbreedbrian - 9-10-2005 at 01:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RomanticViolence
Quote:
Originally posted by Discipline
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.


You are a mess.. but you are awesome too so that is ok.

Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".

He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".

That is all :)


awesome. now that's a holiday to get excited about

Discipline - 9-10-2005 at 03:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RomanticViolence
Quote:
Originally posted by Discipline
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.


You are a mess.. but you are awesome too so that is ok.

Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".

He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".

That is all :)


That rules. I gotta get that going around here.

joemaconmovies - 9-11-2005 at 03:51 PM

that sounds like a fantastic holiday.

my last girlfriend...rarely in the mood. it's frustrating. i don't know if the ladies know it though. i did my best to please her and get her in the mood. she was a tough fucking cookie. liked the challenge. sucks we broke up because the challenge is almost fun.

moron - 9-11-2005 at 09:08 PM

I hate the challenge, because normally Im too lazy to fight for some loving. If I cant get any on the first try I just give up and go to bed. Luckily I dont get denied too often. All I say is "you know youre gonna like it..." and she usually goes along with it.

BDx13 - 9-11-2005 at 10:51 PM

quite fortunately, there is no need for coaxing in my relationship.

moforn - 9-11-2005 at 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RomanticViolence

Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".

He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".

That is all :)


Has hallmark been notified of this?

It's great that it's after valentines too, that means however much a guy spends on roses and chocolates, the girl is in turn obliged as spend that much on t-bones and pineapple juice, and if I sit through a 90 minute romantic comedy...well 90 minutes is 90 minutes.

RomanticViolence - 9-12-2005 at 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by moforn

Has hallmark been notified of this?


I dont know about hallmark but i think it would be awesome if someone would make "Steak and Blowjob Day" Greeting cards.

newbreedbrian - 9-12-2005 at 12:50 PM

or on a shirt ;) steve im lookin in your direction :D

godabandonedme - 9-12-2005 at 03:26 PM

I'm telling my girl about this holiday. Sounds great.

XnMeX - 9-12-2005 at 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by godabandonedme
I'm telling my girl about this holiday. Sounds great.

Me and my girl participate in that holiday. She did one better by feeding me the steak while giving me head. What a champ! :cool:

RomanticViolence - 9-13-2005 at 02:42 PM

Seems like this idea was all ready thought of Steak and BJ day

Oh well.. it's good shit anyway

JawnDiablo - 9-13-2005 at 06:14 PM

i gotta penetrate me a myspace hoe..get me some steaks and blow jobs