Thorp and Sailor's Grave Board

*Health Warning*

upyerbum - 1-25-2006 at 01:07 PM

WATER VS ALCOHOL

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we're consuming 1 kilo of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.

WATER = SHIT ALCOHOL = HEALTH

Free yourself of shit, drink ALCOHOL!!!

It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

HERE ENDITH THE LESSON

BDx13 - 1-25-2006 at 01:39 PM

i think this belongs in the 'Resolution' forum!

upyerbum - 1-25-2006 at 02:02 PM

Ahhh, I was looking for the water thread, I forgot about the Resolutions forum. Duhhhh. SMRT

tireironsaint - 1-25-2006 at 09:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by upyerbum
Duhhhh. SMRT
See, that's what happens when you replace all your water with alcohol....:P